The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack Season Two, Episode Twenty-Four - "Come Home Cap'n" Story by: Kent Osborne Written and storyboarded by: Sean Szeles and Somvilay Xayaphone Creative directors: JG Quintel and John Infantino Created by Thurop van Orman Transcribed by: Carrehz (carrie_clawz@yahoo.co.uk) If you're going to take this and put it on your site, please ask first. If you don't wanna ask, at least give credit. C: Note: This was the first transcription I did for *anything*, so it's much more informal and less... 'polished' I guess you'd say, than my others, since I originally only typed this up for my own personal use before realizing others could probably find enjoyment in it, too. So, keep that in mind as you read this. :) ------------ (shot of K'nuckles looking freakin' filthy what the hell has he been doing srsly wtf dude) [Bubbie] Now wait a mi- (K'nuckles jumps in her mouth) -gags- [K'nuckles] Ah, time to relax. [B] Oh, I /know/ you did NOT just track dirt all over my mouth, K'nuckles. [K] That was already there! Probably left by somethin' disgustin' ya ate, like you're always doin'! [B] You're the only disgusting thing in here, so clean it up! [K] Eh, I'll do it later. [B] That's the tenth 'later' this week! [K] What?! You've been keepin' TRACK now? [B] (pissed) WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE? [K] Alright, that's it. (aside) Here's how ya win a fight with women-folk, Flap. [Flapjack] Oooh.. [K] (desu eyes) I guess you don't want me around any more.. [B] Hm. [K] I'll leave you be.. here.. alone.. Alone with the boy.. (Flapjack suppresses laughter) [K] It's hard enough raisin' up a kid, but alone? By yourself? Is that even possible? Nobody knows.. (Bubbie kicks K'nuckles out, Flapjack jumps out of Bubbie's blowhole to watch and woah that sounded weird) [F] (winks) [K] (winks) (AWKWARD SILENCE) [K] (clears throat) Well.. that's that, I guess. [B] Mmhm. (MORE AWKWARD SILENCE) [B] (pissed) SO GO THEN! [K] Oh- right! (pretends to walk away) Hm? What was that? [B] I didn't say nothin'! [K] Oh. (goes back to fake-walking) [B] GET OUTTA HERE! [K] D: (walks away FOR REAL NOT FOR FAKE) [B] AND DON'T EVER COME BACK! (K'nuckles looks back all 'D:', Flap winks, K'nuckles looks away sadly) (HEART-TUGGING MUSIC PLAYS AS K'NUCKLES WEDGES HIMSELF INTO A HOLE IN THE WALL) ~~~ (shot of K'nuckles sneaking down the docks, then attempting to sneak in through Bubbie's blowhole; she blows him away.) [B] Didn't I tell you not to come back?! [K] I don't know, you say a lot of things! [B] You need to apologize. [K] (whining) Why are you doin' this to me now? Come on, lemme in! [B] (arms folded) You know where I stand. [K] Rrr.. fine! I'll give ya one last chance to give up. [B] :| [K] ..I don't need you anyway. ~~~ [F] (yawns, stretches) Morning, Bubbie~ [B] Mornin', baby. [F] (turns) ! Where's Cap'n? [B] He's gone, baby. [F] Oh, right. He sure had you fooled! Pretending to leave~ But.. shouldn't he be back by now? [B] No, Flapjack. [F] (confused) He usually just sneaks back in after a fight.. [B] Uh, no, baby. He's not coming back. Not this time, not ever again. [F] W-w-what do you mean? [B] I mean he's not gonna live here any more. [F] And then after THAT he'll live here, right Bubbie? [B] He's a fool, Flapjack! And he ain't gonna make a fool outta me any longer! (crosses arms) Hm! ~~~ (outside the Candy Barrel; Peppermint Larry is sweeping up) [F] Peppermint Larry? Have you seen Cap'n K'nuckles? [Peppermint Larry] Oh, you poor thing.. [F] What? [PL] Here. (gives Flapjack ONE PIECE OF CANDYYY) Maybe this'll help. [F] Wow, thanks! (unwraps candy + eats it) Mm! [PL] Feelin' better, champ? [F] About what? [PL] About K'nuckles and Bubbie..? [F] Bubbie'll take him back eventually! Right..? [PL] (puts hand on Flap's shoulder) Not this time, little soldier. K'nuckles! You have a visitor! (Shot of K'nuckles' sweet new home: A crate) [K] Heyhey, Flappy! How d'you like? I know it's small, but I have the best seat in the house! And it's /my/ house, Flapjack! Plus the view ain't too shabby, either. (gestures towards hole in crate) [F] View? (tries to look) [K] Ah, er, um.. (tries to cover up hole) [F] Cap'n, let me look! Captain! (looks through hole, sees Candy Wife) [K] (whistles innocently) [F] Cap'n, you gotta come home. How do you get by? [K] Shazam! (throws pile of candy onto table) Peppermint Larry says I could have any candy stuck to the leftover wrappers! (Flapjack giggles and tries to grab some candy, K'nuckles swats his hand away) [K] What're you doin'? (pulls candy away) [F] Oh. (K'nuckles begins to eat candy) [F] Don't you miss Bubbie? [K] Why- would I miss something that yells at me? I like my new place! [F] (cries) [K] Ah, come on.. (gives Flap some candy) [F] (stops crying) ..? (eats candy) Got any more? [K] NO. (goes back to eating candy) [F] (desu eyes, starts crying again) You gotta come home, Cap'n.. [K] Ah, be quiet.. (hands over rest of candy) [F] Thanks! [K] You should take off. I need to be alone to think about the future. [F] (eating candy) Okay! (runs off) [K] Hey, Flap? [F] Mmhm? [K] Sure you're gonna be okay..? [F] (still eating candy) Why? 's there somethin' wrong? [K] Atta boy! (Flapjack runs off with candy. He eats it all, then notices there's no candy left.) [F] Gone already..? D: ~~~ (INSERT SONG TIEM~!!! This is set to a montage of Flap going door-to-door begging for some candy, ahehe.) ~ Candy! Can you spare a piece of candy? I need two pieces of candy for my broken heart! Oh, candy! I need a little candy! Can you spare a piece of candy for me? Went to the doctor late last night He said "boy, you've got that right" "Take two pieces of candy, and call me!" ~ ~~~ (BACK TO THE CRATE Flap has a jar full of candy and is eating it~ Well.. the candy.. not the jar.. THAT WOULD SUCK) [K] Uh, how about shari- (reaches out) [F] NO! (sad) It's the only thing that fills the void.. (goes back to eating candy) [K] Hey, I can play your sad game too! (sticks head out of crate) (guy that looks like a fancy sailor-type walks by) [K] (desu eyes) Pardon me, sir, can you help out a sad sailor? [Random sailor guy] Sure! (pretends to rummage in pocket) Here you go! (bitchslaps K'nuckles) Grow up! (K'nuckles rubs face, withdraws back into crate) [F] Did it work? [K] Er, not really.. [B] (offscreen) Flapjack! Time to come home, baby! [F] Oh- gotta go! [K] What, already? [F] (running over to Bubbie, calling over shoulder) See ya! [K] Yeah.. see ya.. ~~~ (INSERT SONG #2! "Oh Bubbie", or as I like to call it, the "hay btw your OTP is totes canon" song. :'D fffthesetwoaresocute) [K] (tossing and turning) ~ What is happenin' to me? I'm feeling a bit strange Is it possible that I've lost it all and my life's gone down the drain? Do I really need to change? (jumps out of crate) Now that I'm on my own I'm feelin' all alone I live in a crate, and it ain't that great And I'm freezin' to the bone I wish I could go back home.. (runs into center of town) Oh, Bubbie~! Why did ya kick me out? I got a raw deal, and now I feel like I'm the odd man out And Bubbie~! How I wish I could come back Cause your warm insides make me warm inside Your heartbeat keeps me on track And I guess I miss you and Flapjack.. (sneaks off to the docks to watch Bubbie from afar) Do you see? Do you see? Do you see, Bubbie? Sleeping peacefully there And I bet she's not aware How much I'm in despair And how I wish I was in there.. ~ (K'nuckles hugs a crate sadly; it breaks, alarming Bubbie) [B] (wakes up, whispers) What was that? [K] ! (runs) [B] (looking around worriedly, still whispering) Flapjack! Wake up, baby, wake up! [F] (sleepily) What is it, Bubbie? [B] I think someone's spyin' on us! What do we do? [F] (eats candy) We get Cap'n to scare 'em away? [B] (realizes) Oh yeah.. he used to do that, didn't he? Hm. (reminiscently) He also always made me feel full when he threw his empty syrup bottles down my stomach! (smiling) Well.. Maybe you should go.. you know.. ask him to come back? [F] Come back? No! He's got a new place now! (eats candy) He's doin' great! [B] He is? [F] Yeah! This is all for the best, remember? [B] Well, o-okay, if you say so, baby.. [F] No, you said so, silly! (notices nearly-empty jar of candy) Hm.. kinda low.. ugh.. ~~~ (Flapjack's going door-to-door again DAMN COLD CALLERS CAN'T ESCAPE THEM AMIRITE) [F] S'cuse me sir, I just lost my captain.. [Random mexican-sounding guy] Eh, heard it before. (shuts door) [F] Excuse me, ma'am- [Random chick with tons of kids] I've got my own problem. (opens door to reveal like four kids) [Random guy with a weird nose] Live with it! (shuts door) [Random guy with striped shirt] Grow up, kid! (slams door) [Random guy #58] (looking through door) Go away! [F] Ah, come on! (walks away) ~~~ (BACK AT THE DOCKS) [F] Bubbie, we need to get Cap'n back! [B] Baby, I thought you said it was workin' out for the best? [F] (desu eyes, quietly) Well I was wrong. [B] Must have been all that candy cloggin' up your head.. [F] Yeah.. [B] Sugar, I just don't know if I can live with K'nuckles any more. Though it would be nice to have a man around to help out.. [F] That's it, Bubbie! We'll take out an ad! [B] (sceptically) An ad? [F] Yeah! B-beautiful whale seeks strong adventurer-type to protect her and a young boy. [B] Hm! And to help out with the chores. [F] In exchange for room and board! [B] Alright, then! I'll do it! [F] Perfect.. ~~~ (BACK AT THE CRATE K'nuckles is asleep) [F] HEY CAPTAIN! [K] (wakes up with a start, bangs head on 'ceiling') [F] Now, I know you don't wanna come back home.. [K] Mmhm, er, that's, that's right. [F] And this place is kinda small.. [K] What? I love it here! [F] Cap'n-! Look, I found you a new place~ (holds out newspaper) [K] No, I'm tellin' ya, I'm happy here! [F] Well I'm just gonna leave it for you right here (gives newspaper to K'nuckles) Take a look when you're ready.. (laughs, runs off) (back at the docks..) Cap'n'll answer the ad and everyone'll be together again! (Flapjack slows down, sees Bubbie with tons of people inside her and GEEZ THAT SOUNDED WRONG) (ADVENTURER-TYPE GUYS YELL) [F] Bubbie, what happened? [B] Too- many- people- answered- my ad! (Flapjack squeezes his head into Bubbie's mouth, sees ALL THE GUYS IN STORMALONG CHILLIN' IN BUBBIE'S MOUTH jesus christ that sounded wrong. Flapjack withdraws his head.) [F] We can't live like this! [K] (offscreen) Heyooo~!! (DRAMATIC ENTRANCE MUSIC! K'nuckles jumps into Bubbie's blowhole) [K] Alright, alright, party's over, fellas! (shoos guys out) Come on, move along, whale's big but she ain't THAT big.. (guys move out) [B] Thanks, K'nuckles.. (LOVEY-DOVEY MUSIC STARTS PLAYING) [K] Any time, ma'am. [B] But how did you know about the ad? [F] I set it all up! [K] Huh? What ad? [F] The newspaper ad, I left it with you, remember? [K] Oh, that piece of paper? Peppermint Larry made me use that to plug up my view.. [F] (confused) So.. why'd you come back? [K] (leans down, arm around Flap) Flapjack, there comes a time in an adventurer's life when you gotta right the wrongs, to make the wrongs right. [B] (hands on proverbial hips) So are you gonna apologize or what? [K] (turns) Bubbie, I'm sorry. Permission to come aboard? [B] Hm... (considers; expression softens) Permission granted. [F] Hooray! (clings to K'nuckles) The captain's home! [B] Oh! Better wipe your feet! (everyone laughs) [B] Seriously. Wipe your feet. ~ THE END ~