The Angry Beavers
Season One, Episode Thirteen - "Bummer of Love"
Written by: Keith Kaczorek
Storyboarded by: Chris Dent and Joel Seibel
Animation director: Patty Shinagawa
Created by Mitch Schauer

"I Think I Like You"
Lyrics by Keith Kaczorek
Music by Mitchell Schauer

Transcribed by: Carrehz (carrie_clawz@yahoo.co.uk)
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ask, at least give credit. C:

** As with all of my transcripts, this is not intended to be a replacement for watching 
the episode itself, it's more for quoting purposes, easily checking lines without having to 
search through the episode for them, etc. **

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(The sun rises outside; inside the Beavers' dam, Norb and Dag are sleeping. Suddenly, 
 there are loud construction-y type noises, waking them up.)

[Daggett] Holy- Norb! What's going on?
[Norbert] I don't know, Daggett!

(They rush outside, only to find that their pond has been taken over by what is basically the 
 Angry Beavers version of Woodstock)

[D] (shocked kind of noise)
[N] (whispering) What are they doing here?
[D] They're trespassing on our pond, that's what they're doing! And I'm gonna tell them to 
    get out! (walks into the security guard)
[Security Guard] Can I see your backstage passes, little furry dudes?
[D] Backstage passes? Listen, "dude", we don't need no stinkin' backstage passes! This is our 
    POND!
(Norb makes a kind of 'agreeing' noise)
[SG] Hey, be cool! This is the stage of the Awesome Beaver Pond Rock Festival and you need 
     backstage passes.
[D] Maybe ya didn't hear me, Sasquatch!
(Norb laughs)
[D] This OUR pond! Us BEAVERS! Looky! Tails, teeth!
(Norb laughs again)
    Now get your spooty rock festival outta here!
[SG] Well, since you put it THAT way..
(he sends Norb and Dag flying; they scream)
     If you furry dudes wanna see the show, you need tickets like everybody 
     else!
[N] (to Dag) Guess we need some tickets!
[D] What we need is a plan! 
(pretty much throughout most of this scene, someone is shouting stuff through a megaphone 
 off-screen. Stuff like "TESTING! 1! 2!", etc.)
    I've got one!
[N] (makes a "oh god what now" sort of noise)
[D] You create a diversion, then I'll run in!
[N] ..That's a plan?
[D] Genius, no?
[N] Genius, no! What kind of a diversion?
[D] Geez! Do I have to think of EVERYTHING? (taps foot) Look, go over there, when I give the 
    signal (waves hands) count to five, and do something.. diverting! (runs off)

(A minibus drives up; three humans get out of it, followed by a pretty, hippie beaver - a /girl/ 
 beaver. Norb gasps, then rushes over to her.)

[Treeflower] Hi.
(Norb stares at her, lovestruck; Treeflower bats her eyelashes)
[N] Hi..
[TF] My name's Treeflower~ (bats eyelashes)
[N] Hi.
[TF] (giggles) Do you have a name?
[N] Yeah.
[TF] Can you tell me?
[N] Sure. (snaps out of it) Ah - Norbert!
[D] (off-screen, yelling) Hey, Norby! NORBY! Start diverting! (rushes over to gate)
[TF] Hey, Norbert, you wanna come with us? The festival's been sold out for months so we're 
     gonna sneak in!
[N] How?
[TF] We just find a hole in the fence!
(She and Norb walk over to a fence, where Treeflower's fellow band-members are waiting)
     And wait for some GOOF to try and crash the gate!
(Dag continues to rush towards the gate)
[D] (to himself) Five.. four..
[N] Sort of a 'diversion'?
[D] (still to himself, excitedly) Three.. two... one!
[TF] Exactly!
[D] (pointing in random direction) HEY! What's going on over there?
(The security guard puts his hand on top of Dag's head, stopping him. One of Treeflower's 
 friends pulls up a loose fence panel, and sneaks in along with Treeflower, Norb and the rest 
 of Treeflower's band. Back at the gate, the security guard grabs Dag and sends him packing 
 once more. Treeflower and Norb look up, watching him fly off.)
[TF] Woah, wonder who that was?
[N] (dismissively) Some goof.

[MC] (talking fast) Welcome to the Awesome Beaver Pond Rock 'n' Roll Festival, you ready to rock 
     and ROLL?!
(rock music starts)
[N] This.. is..!
[TF] Trippendicular? 
[N] Yeah! (pause) It's amazing! We just met, but it /feels/ like we've known each other..
[TF] All our lives~?
[N] (makes a kind of 'eee..' noise :p)
[TF] Say, do you like to suck the centers out of-
[N] Stuffed jalapenos? Who DOESN'T?! (laughs) Hey, what do you say-
[TF] We get some?
[N] You read my mind~
(Norb holds his arm out to Treeflower, who takes it, giggling. They wander off.)

(Cut to the gate, where the security guard is still.. well, doing his job. :P A tricycle bell 
 dings in the distance; he looks over, to see Dag riding a bicycle up to the gate, a trailer 
 full of fireworks attached to the bike. Dag himself is wearing a Hazmat suit and an oven glove 
 on his tail, as a disguise.)
[D] (gets off bike, picks up box of fireworks) Stand back! This stuff could blow at ANY moment! 
    I'm here to do the fireworks show.
[SG] (holds crowd back) Okay, people, stand back! Extra-(??) fireworks comin' through!
(The oven glove falls off Dag's tail as he walks into the festival; the security guard notices 
 and grits his teeth, annoyed. He snatches the box of fireworks from Dag [who doesn't notice :p], 
 then grabs Dag himself.)
[D] (nervously) This whole thing could blow?
(The security guard ties Dag to a rocket. A firework rocket, that is :p.)
[SG] Little furry dude, YOU'RE gonna blow.
(A bunch of hippies in the crowd hold up lighters to light the rocket's fuse; Dag nervously 
 tries to put it out with his tail, but fails. The rocket starts to go off.)
[D] Oh boy.

(Cut back to Treeflower and Norb; they each pick a jalapeno pepper from a tree, then walk a short 
 distance away. Treeflower's theme starts playing in the background. Treeflower and Norb begin to 
 suck the centers out of the peppers, giggling and making 'mm' noises. Dag flies past, strapped to 
 the rocket, screaming.)
[TF] Look, fireworks! 
(She and Norb turn around to watch the rocket explode; Norb throws his jalapeno over his 
 shoulder.)
[N] (awed) Tres cool..
[TF] (also awed) Ooh..
(Norb looks down at Treeflower's eyes, wiggling his eyebrows hopefully. If that makes sense :p)
[N] I love good music.
[TF] Mm, me too! My friends and I have a band.
[N] You do?
[TF] Yeah, we're The Friendly Chartreuse Bubblegum Machine.
[N] Mundo excellente! I'd love to hear you play.
(They both reach down for the remaining jalapeno. Treeflower's theme ends, to be replaced with 
 this episode's excellent insert song, "I Think I Like You", as Treeflower and Norb's hands touch 
 for the first time... 8D The video for this is.. well, in TVTropes terms, it's basically a Disney 
 Acid Sequence ^^;; Very trippy and 60s. Throughout this song, the rest of The Friendly Chartreuse 
 Bubblegum Machine are harmonizing ["ah.. ah~~" etc] in the background; I didn't really note this, 
 since it felt a bit repetitive. ^^;)

[TF] ~ I met a guy
       He's kinda shy
       And kinda neat 
       And oh so sweet
       And I said, yes I said
       "I think I like you" 

(she giggles)

       We held hands
       And it was grand
       It felt so nice
       We did it twice
       And he said, yes he said ~
[N] ~ I think I like you~! ~

[T] ~ Turning, tossing, learning, flossing ~
[N] ~ Spinning, laughing, tinning, calving ~
[TF] ~ Daffodils and purple posies ~
[N] ~ Platypus and rubber hosies ~
[TF] ~ Orange door hinge, cat's pajamas ~
[Both] ~ In the sky, with paisley llamas! ~

(both laugh)

[N] ~ I met a gal
      She sure is swell 
(Treeflower giggles)
      And oh so fine
      I know she's mine
      Because she said, yes she said
      "I think I like you!" ~

[TF] ~ I met a guy ~
[N] ~ I met a gal! ~
[TF] ~ He's.. kinda shy! ~
[N] ~ She sure is swell ~
[TF] ~ And we held hands ~
[N] ~ And we held hands~~ ~
[Both] ~ I think I like you~! ~ (background singers: ~ youuuu!~ )

(music continues..)

[N] (spoken) "You know, I.. I really like you."
[TF] (giggles) "I really, really, /really/ like you!"
[N] "You're the best!"
[TF] "You're cool-y cool-y cool!"
[N] "You're super freaky yow!"
[TF] "You're psychedelic /wow/~" (giggles again)
[N] "I go beyond 'like' to 'like-y'! I /like-y/ you!"
[TF] (giggling again) "You're out of this world, Norby."
[N] "I triple like you."
(music ends; they pause.)

[N] That was totally.. groovalicious! You guys should be in the festival!
[TF] You really think so?
[N] I know so! (gets an idea) Hey, just a gosh-darned second! Can your band hold their breath?
(Treeflower, Norb and The Friendly Chartreuse Bubblegum Machine jump into the pond surrounding 
 the stage. Back at the gate, a stretch-limousine pulls up. The French national anthem plays, 
 likely as a reference to The Beatles song "All You Need Is Love". Dag jumps out, dressed as 
 Ringo Starr [I assume..], with a few balloon/blow-up 'rock star' dolls tied to his tail.)
[D] (faux British accent) Alright, come along loves! Time to (??) some blokes for a couple 
    of bob!
(Crowd cheers; the security guard clears a space for Dag)
[SG] Stand back, people, let's go! Rock star comin' through! Everybody please stand back!
(Dag juuust gets past the gate.. when the balloons deflate. He is once again picked up by the 
 security guard.)
[D] Hello, love.
[SG] (imitating him) Goodbye, 'love'.
(He pops the balloons, sending Dag flying once more.)

(In the festival, Norb, Treeflower and her band jump onto the stage. The band currently playing 
 on stage play a final riff, then walk off.)
[N] Now's our chance!
[TF] Norbert, I'm scared.
[N] Don't worry, babe. You'll knock 'em dead, just believe in yourself! You know /I/ do.
(Treeflower holds out a silvery, springy object.)
    Wh-wha-wh-what is it?
[TF] (lovingly) My special springy door stop. 
(Norb takes the door stop and makes an awed noise.)
     So you'll know the door to my heart's always open..
(She smooches Norb ^__^ He then giggles, in a 'post-kiss catatonia' way, and literally floats 
 over to the front of the stage, where he picks up a microphone.)
[N] Ladies and gentleman, please give an Awesome Beaver Pond welcome for an awesome new band, 
    (raises voice) The Friendly Chartreuse Bubblegum Machine!!
(Treeflower and her band rush onto stage and begin playing an instrumental version of "I Think I 
 Like You")
    From now on, this is a free concert!!
(The crowd waiting outside the festival rush towards the gate; Dag flails in mid-air as he falls 
 to the ground.)
    That's right, people!
(Dag lands on top of the crowd storming the gate; they stampede over the security guard and into 
 the festival.)
[SG] (half-heartedly) Hey, nobo- NOBODY gets past me, you little furry dude! 
(Fence collapses, and the security guard gives up.)
[D] (still crowd-surfing) Whoo! Hey, (something about it tickling, I think?) Hey, put me down-
(He lands in a puddle, then screams as two hooligans bash him up a bit. :p Dag then flies onto 
 the stage, conveniently landing next to Norb.)
    Whattaya doin'?! You've joined these /freaks/?
[N] Daggy-Waggy! I can see you've had a rough day, how about a BIIIIIG love hug? (?) it up, come 
    on! Feel the power of (hugs Dag, speaks quietly) love~~?
[D] (pulls away) I-hey, you stop it, Norbert Beaver! (flails ineffectively at Norb) You're as 
    kooky as the rest of these freaks! I'm stopping this nonsense right now!
(He trips over an electric guitar, which falls on him, noise reverberating loudly, drowning out 
 the rest of the instrumental version of "I Think I Like You".)
    Hey, get this off me!
(Dag chews on the guitar, pulling the strings and generally wrecking it - to general applause 
 and fanfare, since all he's really doing is creating a lot of noise x) He eventually smashes 
 the guitar into a giant amp, destroying both amp and guitar; the crowd, as well as Treeflower 
 and Norb - and Dag himself - freeze. After a second, three 'rock star' types walk up behind 
 Dag, and Norb rushes over to him.)
[N] Not bad, Dag, I didn't know you had it in ya! LET'S ROCK!
[D] (grabs guitar from off-screen) Ah, ~ la, la.. ~

(Cue montage of everyone jamming together to some instrumental rock music. After about a minute, 
 the montage, and impromptu jam session, ends.)

[TF] (to Norb) I still can't believe we did it..
[N] It was great!
[D] (dressed in hippie-ish clothes, speaking in a British-y accent again) Yeah, I guess rock 'n 
    roll is something you either got or you don't, and we GOT IT! (brief guitar riff; he waves to 
    the audience) Good night!
(A horde of screaming fans rushes up to the stage; the security guard holds them off. He nods to 
 Dag, who flashes him the peace sign.)
[TF] Your brother is something else..
[N] We're still trying to figure out what.
[TF] Goodnight, Norb (gives him a flower) and thanks. (kisses him)
[N] (happily) Oh-!

(Cut to the next morning - Norb is asleep in bed, still holding the flower.)
[D] Norb! Norb, wake up! 
[N] Wha-whu-
[D] Look!
[N] (rushes to window) Where'd they-
(The Rock Festival has gone, taking Treeflower with it; the Beaver Pond is quiet once more. Norb 
 notices a note pinned to the wall.)
[TF] (voice-over) "Dear Norb, it was really psychedelic sharing the groove with you and 
     your strange brother~"
[N] (lovesick sigh)
[D] (taps Norb on the shoulder) She dumped ya, huh?
[N] She'll always be here in spirit.
(Dag pulls a guitar from over his shoulder and begins playing it.)
[D] She dumped ya. She dumped ya! Dumped! (etc)
[N] Did not.. did NOT! Well, what about you, you don't even HAVE a girl! You only have.. (etc)
(This part is hard to make out since it's mostly being drowned out by the guitar riff. They 
 continue to argue until the episode ends.)

~ The End! ~